| The guys were feeling good about their liquor run
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| The girls were kinda flirting with the setting sun
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| We all kinda fumbled through the Jitterbug
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| We were all powered up on some new upper drug
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| Everyone was funny and everyone was pretty
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| And everyone was coming towards the center of the city
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| The dance floor was crowded, the bathrooms were worse
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| We kissed in your car and we drank from your purse
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| I had my mouth on her nose
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| When the chaperon said that we were dancing too close
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| We had some massive nights, every song was right
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| All that wine was tight
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| And your friends were pretty cool
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| And my friends were acting cool
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| And there weren’t any fights
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| There’s usually one or two
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| Some guys they get a little bit uptight
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| Some girls they got something to prove
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| We had some massive highs
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| We had some crushing lows
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| We had some lusty little crushes
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| We had those all ages hardcore matinee shows
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| I was down on my knees
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| When the chaperon said that it was time for me to leave
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| We had some massive nights and every song was right
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| All that wine was tight
 | 
| Your friends were pretty cool
 | 
| And my friends were acting cool
 | 
| And there weren’t any fights
 | 
| There’s usually one or two
 | 
| Some guys they get a little bit uptight
 | 
| Some girls they got something to prove
 | 
| We had some massive nights
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| We had some massive nights
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| We had some massive nights
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| We had some massive nights
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| We had some massive nights and every song was right
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| All that wine was tight
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| Your friends were pretty cool
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| And my friends were acting cool
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| She had the gun in her mouth
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| And she was shooting up at her dreams
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| When the chaperon said that we’d been crowned
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| The king and the queen |