| There are nights when I think that Sal Paradise was right
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| Boys and girls in America, they have such a sad time together
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| Sucking off each other at the demonstrations, making sure their makeup’s
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| straight
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| Crushing one another with colossal expectations, dependent, undisciplined,
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| sleeping late
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| She was a really cool kisser and she wasn’t all that strict of a Christian
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| She was a damn good dancer but she wasn’t all that great of a girlfriend
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| He likes the warm feeling but he’s tired of all the dehydration
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| Most nights are crystal clear but tonight it’s like he’s stuck between stations
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| On the radio
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| The Devil and John Berryman, they took a walk together
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| And they ended up on Washington talking to the river
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| He said, «I've surrounded myself with doctors and deep thinkers
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| Their big heads and soft bodies make for lousy lovers»
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| There was that night that we thought John Berryman could fly
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| But he didn’t, so he died
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| She said «You're pretty good with words, but words won’t save your life»
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| And they didn’t, so he died
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| Yeah, he was drunk and exhausted, he was critically acclaimed and respected
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| He loved the Golden Gophers but he hated all the drawn-out winters
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| He likes the warm feeling but he’s tired of all the dehydration
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| Most nights were kind of fuzzy but that last night he had total retention
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| Yeah, these Twin City kisses
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| They sound like clicks and hisses
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| We all come down and drowned
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| In the Mississippi River
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| We drink and we dry up and now we crumble into dust
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| We get wet and we corrode and now we’re covered up in rust
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| We drink and we dry up and now we crumble into dust
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| We get wet and we corrode and now we’re covered up in rust
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| She was a really cool kisser and she wasn’t all that strict of a Christian
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| She was a damn good dancer but she wasn’t all that great of a girlfriend
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| He likes the warm feeling but he’s tired of all the dehydration
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| Most nights are crystal clear but tonight it’s like he’s stuck between stations
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| These Twin City kisses
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| They sound like clicks and hisses
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| We all come down and drowned |