Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Trapped On Wikipedia, artist - The Gregory Brothers. Date of issue: 05.05.2021
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Trapped On Wikipedia |
| Oh Schno! |
| I can’t watch things based on true events |
| 'Cause I’ll get trapped on Wikipedia |
| Eight hours readin' about Fred Hampton |
| I’ve been trapped on Wikipedia |
| Don’t set me free |
| I need to know all about the Great Stink |
| Oh, why would I ever go to sleep? |
| When I can become a scholar of the Manx Loaghtan sheep? |
| (They're native to the Isle of Man) |
| (One second, let’s see what the Isle of Man is) |
| I can’t watch things that are fictional |
| 'Cause I’ll get trapped on Wookieepedia |
| Six hours learnin' about Coleman Trebor |
| Yeah, I’ve been trapped on Wookieepedia |
| I don’t care if you disapprove |
| I’ll be an expert on Yarael Poof |
| Oh, what would I stop to eat dinner for? |
| When I’m studying the Purge of Mandalore? |
| You might think that readin' all these facts |
| Have made me the smartest man on the planet |
| But in a couple days, I’ll forget anyway |
| And be back on Wikipedia, damn it, damn it |
| I can’t walk and look around at things at all |
| 'Cause I’ll be trapped on Wikipedia |
| Ten hours later and I’m on Charles de Gaulle |
| Yeah, I’ve been trapped on Wikipedia |
| Just let me be, I’m sightseein' in Tuscany |
| Oh, I’ll never go to sleep |
| 'Til I can tell a dugong from a manatee |
| I cannot function in the world today |
| Because I’m trapped on Wikipedia |