| To be honest, I didn’t even want to come on this date
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| My best friend set it up and he’s gonna be pissed if I mess it up
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| Man, I’m glad I came
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| This girl is unbelievable (-lievable)
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| I can’t believe that anyone could be so perfect
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| But here you are looking so perfect
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| I’m lost for words
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| I can’t believe what I’m seeing right now
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| Lips are red
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| You’re unbelievable
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| Symmetrical head
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| You’re unbelievable
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| And made out of bread
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| A loaf of bread
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| I literally can’t believe it
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| And a tiny man jumps out of your pocket
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| You murder him before I can stop it
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| You say that he betrayed you when you were younger
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| You’re the only girl that smelled so nice
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| The only girl that filled my pockets with rice
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| And you’re the only girl with the powers of Kanye
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| Turning water into wine
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| You’re unbelievable
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| You left a co-sign
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| So unbelievable
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| You resurrect dead
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| Someone from the dead
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| I literally can’t believe it
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| The way you make me feel
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| Is unbelieveable
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| You ate everybody’s meal
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| That’s unbelievable
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| And I forgot to note
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| You can also float
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| I literally can’t believe it
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| Even then, I knew this would be a night that I could never forget
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| So many things about her were just so unbelievable
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| The way her eyes glowed in the moonlight
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| The way our hands felt when they touched
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| Kinda crusty, like a fresh baguette
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| The way she played with her hair
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| That weird thing with the rice
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| When she murdered that little gnome
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| Man, she’s one of a kind
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| Unbelievable |