
Date of issue: 25.10.2012
Record label: Gregory Residence
Song language: English
Final Debate Songified |
Two men enter and two men shall leave |
But each must answer now my questions three |
Preekotos omnipitos romneytos schieffertos freetos obamatos |
How could we ship jobs to Shanghai |
When America invented the chicken pot pie |
We have brought cases against China for violating trade rules |
We are going to insist that China plays by the same rules |
They’re hacking into our computers |
Counterfeiting our goods, stealing our intellectual property |
Our patents, our designs |
China’s a potential partner if it’s following the rules |
We wanted to trade with them |
But you gotta play by the rules |
Now that we’re finally bringing troops home |
Won’t the Afghans be lonely when they’re all alone |
When Afghans are perfectly capable of defending their own country |
There’s no reason why Americans should die |
The Taliban they’re gonna come rushing back in when we go |
The Afghan forces have to be able to provide security |
Why should you run the show |
We decimated Al-Qaeda's core |
Tell us 'cause we need to know |
I want to bring jobs back to our shores |
Two more weeks until we vote |
We need to have strong allies |
Who can really run the show |
My strategy’s to go after the bad guys |
Is the threat from Iran getting overblown? |
Or should I use my Xbox to bomb them with drones? |
Their economy is in shambles |
We organized the strongest sanctions in history |
Crippling sanctions do work |
You’re seeing it now |
I’m glad Romney agrees |
They wanna see Israel wiped off the map |
If Israel’s attacked, we have their back |
Israel’s a true friend |
America will stand with them |
Should we increase our military size |
So we can keep killing every single bad guy |
Our navy is smaller now than any time since 1917 |
I want to make sure that we have the ships |
That are required by our navy |
You mentioned that we have fewer ships |
We also have fewer horses and bayonets |
Because our military’s changed |
Why should you run the show |
We decimated Al-Qaeda's core |
Tell us 'cause we need to know |
I want to bring jobs back to our shores |
Two more weeks until we vote |
We need to have strong allies |
Who can really run the show |
My strategy’s to go after the bad guys |
Schieffer out, now I’m bout to go home |
Been a long day, so it’s time to get my drank on |
Ninety minutes I’ve been spittin' bout our foreign policy |
Ninety minutes I’ll be sippin' on a glass of Hennessy |
Let me leave you with a thought from my mom |
Go out and vote, makes you feel big and strong |
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