| Two men enter and two men shall leave
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| But each must answer now my questions three
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| Preekotos omnipitos romneytos schieffertos freetos obamatos
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| How could we ship jobs to Shanghai
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| When America invented the chicken pot pie
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| We have brought cases against China for violating trade rules
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| We are going to insist that China plays by the same rules
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| They’re hacking into our computers
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| Counterfeiting our goods, stealing our intellectual property
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| Our patents, our designs
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| China’s a potential partner if it’s following the rules
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| We wanted to trade with them
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| But you gotta play by the rules
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| Now that we’re finally bringing troops home
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| Won’t the Afghans be lonely when they’re all alone
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| When Afghans are perfectly capable of defending their own country
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| There’s no reason why Americans should die
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| The Taliban they’re gonna come rushing back in when we go
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| The Afghan forces have to be able to provide security
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| Why should you run the show
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| We decimated Al-Qaeda's core
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| Tell us 'cause we need to know
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| I want to bring jobs back to our shores
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| Two more weeks until we vote
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| We need to have strong allies
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| Who can really run the show
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| My strategy’s to go after the bad guys
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| Is the threat from Iran getting overblown?
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| Or should I use my Xbox to bomb them with drones?
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| Their economy is in shambles
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| We organized the strongest sanctions in history
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| Crippling sanctions do work
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| You’re seeing it now
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| I’m glad Romney agrees
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| They wanna see Israel wiped off the map
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| If Israel’s attacked, we have their back
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| Israel’s a true friend
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| America will stand with them
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| Should we increase our military size
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| So we can keep killing every single bad guy
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| Our navy is smaller now than any time since 1917
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| I want to make sure that we have the ships
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| That are required by our navy
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| You mentioned that we have fewer ships
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| We also have fewer horses and bayonets
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| Because our military’s changed
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| Why should you run the show
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| We decimated Al-Qaeda's core
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| Tell us 'cause we need to know
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| I want to bring jobs back to our shores
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| Two more weeks until we vote
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| We need to have strong allies
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| Who can really run the show
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| My strategy’s to go after the bad guys
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| Schieffer out, now I’m bout to go home
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| Been a long day, so it’s time to get my drank on
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| Ninety minutes I’ve been spittin' bout our foreign policy
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| Ninety minutes I’ll be sippin' on a glass of Hennessy
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| Let me leave you with a thought from my mom
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| Go out and vote, makes you feel big and strong |