| Thunder and lightning is no lark
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| When Dublin city is in the dark
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| So if you’ve any money go up to the park
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| And view the zoological garden
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| We went out there to see the zoo
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| We saw the lion and the kangaroo
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| There was he-males and she-males of every hue
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| Up in the zoological garden
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| We went out there by Castleknock
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| Says she to me «Sure we’ll court on the lock»
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| Then I knew she was one of the rare old stock
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| From outside the zoological garden
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| We went out there on our honeymoon
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| Says she to me «If you don’t come soon
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| I’ll have to get in with the hairy baboons»
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| Up in the zoological garden
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| Says she to me «It's seven o’clock
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| And time for me to be changin' me frock
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| For I long to see the old cockatoo»
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| Up in the zoological garden
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| Says she to me «Me lovely Jack
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| Sure I love a ride on the elephant’s back
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| If you don’t get out that I’ll give you such a crack
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| Up in the zoological garden
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| Oh, thunder and lightning is no lark
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| When Dublin city is in the dark
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| So if you’ve any money go up to the park
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| And view The Zoological Gardens |