| Some say that kissing’s a sin
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| But, tell me how can that be true
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| For kissing has been in this world
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| Since the very first day there was two
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| Now, if it was illegal then the lawyers, they would sue
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| And the prisons would be full of folk who had a kiss or two
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| And if they didn’t like it, then away the girls would run
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| And if it wasn’t plenty then the poor folk would get none
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| Some say that gambling’s a sin
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| But I’ll bet you fifteen to one
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| That gambling has been in this world
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| Since horses and greyhounds could run
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| Now, if it was illegal then the lawyers, they would sue
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| And the prisons would be full of folk who had a bet or two
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| And if they didn’t like it, then away the girls would run
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| And if it wasn’t plenty then the poor folk would get none
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| Some say that swearing’s a sin
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| But where is the man that can tell?
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| For swearing has been in this world
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| Since the Devil was told, «Go to Hell»
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| Now, if it was illegal then the lawyers, they would sue
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| And the prisons would be full of folk who had a bet or two
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| And if they didn’t like it, then away the girls would run
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| And if it wasn’t plenty then the poor folk would get none
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| Some say that smoking’s a sin
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| And, a pipe now and then is enough
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| But smokin' has been in this world
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| Since Adam taught Eve how to puff
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| Now, if it was illegal then the lawyers, they would sue
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| And the prisons would be full of folk who had a bet or two
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| And if they didn’t like it, then away the girls would run
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| And if it wasn’t plenty then the poor folk would get none
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| Some say that drinking’s a sin
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| But a gaggle is fine now and then
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| For drinking has been in this world
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| For ever and ever, amen
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| Now, if it was illegal then the lawyers, they would sue
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| And the prisons would be full of folk who had a bet or two
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| And if they didn’t like it, then away the girls would run
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| And if it wasn’t plenty then the poor folk would get none |