| Have you heard of Phil the Fluter?
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| From the town of Ballymuck
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| The times was going hard for him
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| In fact the man was broke
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| So he sent an invitation
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| To his neighbors one and all
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| As how he’d like their company
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| That evening at a ball
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| And when writing out
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| He was careful to suggest to them
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| That if they found a hat of his
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| Convenient to the door
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| The more they put in
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| Whenever he requested them
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| The better would the music be
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| For battering the floor
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| With a toot on the flute
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| And a twiddle on the fiddle-oh
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| Hopping in the middle
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| Like a herrin' on the griddle-oh
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| Up, down, hand around
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| And crossing to the wall
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| Sure hadn’t we the gaiety
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| At Phil the Fluter’s ball
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| There was Mister Denis Doherty
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| Who kept a running dog
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| There was little cripple Paddy
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| From the Tiraloughett bog
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| There was boys from ev’ry barony
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| And girls from ev’ry art
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| And the beautiful Miss Bradys'
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| In their private ass and cart
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| Along with them, came bouncing Mrs. Cafferty
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| Little Mickey Mulligan
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| Was also to the fore
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| Rose, Suzanne and Margaret O’Rafferty
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| The flower of Ard Na Gullion
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| And the pride of Petravore
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| With a toot on the flute
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| And a twiddle on the fiddle-oh
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| Hopping in the middle
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| Like a herrin' on the griddle-oh
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| Up, down, hand around
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| And crossing to the wall
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| Sure hadn’t we the gaiety
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| At Phil the Fluter’s ball
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| First Little Mickey Mulligan
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| Got up to show them how
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| And then the widow Cafferty
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| Step out and takes her bow
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| «I'll dance you of your legs», says she
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| As sure as you were born
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| If only you’ll make the piper play
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| «The Hare was in the corn»
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| So Phil plays up
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| To the best of his ability
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| The ladies and the gentleman
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| Begin to do their share
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| Faith, then Mick
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| It’s you that has agility
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| Begop an Mrs. Cafferty
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| You’re leppin like a hare
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| With a toot on the flute
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| And a twiddle on the fiddle-oh
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| Hopping in the middle
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| Like a herrin' on the griddle-oh
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| Up, down, hand around
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| And crossing to the wall
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| Sure hadn’t we the gaiety
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| At Phil the Fluter’s ball
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| Then Phil the Fluter tipped a wink
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| To little crooked Pat
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| I think it’s nearly time, says he
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| For passing round the hat
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| So Paddy passed the caipín round
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| And looking very cute
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| Said, you have to pay the piper
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| When he tootles on the flute
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| Then all joined in
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| With the greatest joviality
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| Coverin' the buckle
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| And the shuffle and the cut
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| Jigs where danced
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| Of the very finest quality
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| But the widow bate the company
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| At handlin' the foot
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| With a toot on the flute
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| And a twiddle on the fiddle-oh
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| Hopping in the middle
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| Like a herrin' on the griddle-oh
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| Up, down, hand around
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| And crossing to the wall
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| Sure hadn’t we the gaiety
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| At Phil the Fluter’s ball |