Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Land Iio, artist - The Dread Crew of Oddwood. Date of issue: 29.07.2010
Song language: English
Land Iio |
| Well here we are in Mexico |
| But we’re getting sick of donkey shows |
| We all got crabs so we packed our bags |
| And further south we go |
| Land ho, to Argentina we go! |
| We’re now in Argentina |
| Got stuck in the marina |
| The women hopped aboard our boat |
| And showed us their vaginas |
| Land ho, and off to France we go! |
| We’re sailing off to France? |
| Fuck France! |
| We’re sailing off to Italy |
| To treat the women shittily |
| We beat them with salami |
| And alfredo’d on their tittilies |
| Land ho, to Africa we go! |
| We’re sailing into Ghana |
| Although we didn’t wanna |
| 'Cause all the Ghanarian men |
| Have dicks like anacondas |
| Land ho, to Australia we go! |
| Well now we’re in Austrailia |
| In search of genitalia |
| We found a dead koala |
| And committed necrophilia |
| Land ho, to China we go! |
| But, we’ve ended up in Vietnam |
| Where all the men have little dongs |
| Well that’s okay 'cause we’re not gay |
| The women love us long |
| Land ho, to the Middle East we go! |
| Well now what country is this? |
| United Aram Emirates?! |
| There’s lots of sweaty camel toe |
| And everyone’s a terrorist |
| Land ho, and further south we go! |
| We’ve sailed around the world again |
| And we’ve seen a lot of foreign lands |
| Our crotches ache so we’ll take a break |
| And stay here in the sand |
| We will rest a while in the sand! |