| Little Billy drunk on beer
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| Plops down behind the steering wheel
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| His prom date pukes on her brand new dress
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| He wonders who’ll clean up the mess
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| His car skids goes off the road
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| Hits a tree and then explodes
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| His death was quick painless they say
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| Hope when I die I go that way
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| But
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| You may not be so lucky (x4)
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| Little Debbie drunk on wine
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| Says she’s havin' a very good time
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| She thinks she’s havin' the time of her life
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| Prom date sharpens a big butcher knife
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| Like a cheap horror movie on the silver screen
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| The night is filled with deadly screams
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| Would’ve been salesman’s famous capers
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| It even made the big city papers
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| You may not be so lucky (x4)
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| President laughs shaves his head
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| Pushes the button and bombs the Reds
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| Reds hits back with all they’ve got
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| Now we’re all in the melting pot
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| Let’s have a big cheer for the government
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| Who’s finally ended our descent
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| Vaporized masses in the shopping mall
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| Never got to see the H-bomb fall
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| Little Billy drunk on beer
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| Plops down behind the steering wheel
|
| His prom date pukes on her brand new dress
|
| He wonders who’ll clean up the mess
|
| His car skids goes off the road
|
| Hits a tree and then explodes
|
| His death was quick painless they say
|
| Hope when I die I go that way
|
| But
|
| You may not be so lucky (x3)
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| Never gonna be so lucky
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| Little Debbie drunk on wine
|
| Says she’s havin' a very good time
|
| She thinks she’s havin' the time of her life
|
| Prom date sharpens a big butcher knife
|
| Like a cheap horror movie on the silver screen
|
| The night is filled with deadly screams
|
| Would’ve been salesman’s famous capers
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| It even made the big city papers |