| Big lizard in my backyard
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| Can’t afford to feed him anymore
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| Big lizard in my backyard
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| Bustin' down my neighbour’s door
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| I bought a big lizard
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| Only a dollar fifty
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| Well, that’s pretty neat
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| Yeah it’s fuckin' nifty
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| But I just can’t afford to feed it
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| And you should see the way it shits
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| I’ve got a big lizard in my backyard
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| Can’t afford to feed it anymore
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| Big lizard in my backyard
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| Bustin' down my neighbour’s door
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| I was knocked outta bed
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| Late last night
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| I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
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| I ran downstairs to find an army man
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| He said «We gotta blow up those things we don’t understand!»
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| There’s no more big lizard in my backyard
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| I won’t have to feed him anymore
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| No more lizard in my backyard
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| They shipped his ass to El Salvador!
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| Was knocked outta bed
|
| Late last night
|
| I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
|
| I ran downstairs to find an army man
|
| He said «We gotta blow up those things we don’t understand!»
|
| Big lizard in my backyard
|
| Can’t afford to feed it anymore
|
| Big lizard in my backyard
|
| Bustin' down my neighbour’s door
|
| I bought a big lizard
|
| Only a dollar fifty
|
| Well, that’s pretty neat
|
| Yeah it’s fuckin' nifty
|
| But I just can’t afford to feed it |