Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bitchin' Camaro, artist - The Dead Milkmen. Album song Big Lizard In My Back Yard, in the genre Иностранный рокDate of issue: 31.05.1985
Record label: Fever
Song language: English
Bitchin' Camaro |
| Hey Jack, what’s happenin'? |
| Oh, I don’t know. |
| Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore. |
| Uh, yeah, I think I’m goin’down to the shore. |
| Whatcha gonna do down there? |
| Uh, I don’t know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts. |
| Hey, don’t forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, |
| y’know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail. |
| Uh huh. |
| Hey, you gonna check out the sand bar while you’re there? |
| Uh, what’s the Sand Bar? |
| Oh, it’s this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink. |
| Oh, cool. |
| Y’know who’s gonna be there? |
| Uh, who? |
| My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit. |
| Oh. |
| Yeah, they do a Doors show, you’d be really impressed, |
| in fact, it goes a little like this: |
| Love me two times baby |
| Love me twice today (short musical pause) |
| Love me two times girl |
| Cause I got AIDS |
| Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS |
| Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there. |
| Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don’t take us to court. |
| Uh, what’s the court? |
| Never mind that, |
| (interrupts) Oh, you mean like the People’s Court? |
| Well, that’s another story; |
| the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I’m gonna get down to the shore. |
| Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore? |
| Funny you should ask, I’ve got a car now. |
| Oh wow, how’d you get a car? |
| Oh, my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas. |
| You’re kidding! |
| I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car I have. |
| Uh, what kinda car do ya got? |
| I’ve got a BITCHIN CAMARO… |
| BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO |
| I ran over my neighbors |
| BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO, |
| Now it’s in all the papers |
| My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match; |
| So if you happen to run me down, please don’t leave a scratch. |
| I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair; |
| And I didn’t get arrested, because my dad’s the mayor. |
| BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO |
| Doughnuts on your lawn |
| BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO |
| Tony Orlando and Dawn |
| When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss, |
| Because I’ve got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus. |
| So you’d better get out of my way, when I run through your yard; |
| Because I’ve got a BITCHIN CAMARO; |
| And an Exxon credit card. |
| BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO |
| Hey, man where ya headed? |
| BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO |
| I drive on unleaded. |