
Date of issue: 31.07.2002
Record label: Fever
Song language: English
Air Crash Museum |
Went out to feed the cattle |
And to my surprise |
My lawn was full of bodies |
Just a gatherin' up the flies |
A big ol' jet liner |
Had dropped from out of the sky |
Well I was so darn happy that |
I couldn’t believe my eyes |
We’re gonna stuff 'em |
Put 'em on display |
'tween Patsy Cline and Buddy Holly |
Loadin' up my tractor |
Gonna take the bodies inside |
Betty Lou will bring the sawdust |
And I’ve got the formaldehyde |
I’m callin' up my neighbours |
Tell 'em all to drop by |
A body stuffin' party |
And we’ll bake some kidney pie |
We’re gonna stuff 'em |
Put 'em on display |
'tween Patsy Cline and Buddy Holly |
We’ll have our own air crash museum |
People lined for miles just to see 'em |
Jim Croce’s in the corner |
The Big Bopper’s by the stairs |
Ricky Nelson’s in the kitchen |
But nobody cares |
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