| Goin' to Graceland
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| We’re goin' today!
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| I’m so happy I just can’t wait!
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| Gonna see the place where Elvis Presley died
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| When we get to Graceland
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| We’ll have to ride a bus
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| We’d better watch our language
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| Or the guards will beat us up
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| We’ll get to make some cheap jokes
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| And buy cheaper souvenirs
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| If this were Disneyworld
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| I’d buy a pair of Elvis ears
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| They say it costs eight-fifty
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| Just to see his house
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| Where they keep all his records
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| And his fifteen foot long couch
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| It might seem like a rip-off
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| But I’m goin' anyway
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| We’re goin' to Graceland today
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| Goin' to Graceland
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| It’s gonna be great!
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| I’m so happy I just can’t wait!
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| Gonna see the bucket that Elvis Presley kicked
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| Goin' to Graceland
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| It’s gonna be fun
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| We’ll get to see all Elvis’s guns
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| Gonna tell us all about his favourite TV shows
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| Goin' to Graceland
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| We’ll stand in line
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| We’ll get to have a wild time
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| Gonna get to buy Love Me Tender Shampoo
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| When my time comes
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| That’s how I wanna go —
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| Stoned and fat and wealthy
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| And sitting on the bowl
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| Lots of people say
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| That it’s sad The King is gone
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| Well Elvis might be dead
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| But his cash flow lives on
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| I’ll be so excited
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| When I see the Jungle Room
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| Where Elvis made some records
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| Including Moody Blue
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| Graceland is callin'
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| And I just can’t stay away
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| We’re goin' to Graceland today
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| Goin' to Graceland
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| We’re gonna cut loose
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| There’s plenty of tourists for us to use
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| Gonna act real stupid and try to pick up girls
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| Goin' to Graceland
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| We’re gonna go wild
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| We’ll go to his grave and try to smile
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| Gonna buy velvet paintings and Elvis Presley forks
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| Goin' to Graceland
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| We’re goin' to Graceland (x3)
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| Goin' to Graceland
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| We’re going to Hell
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| We’re gonna sing Heartbreak Hotel
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| Gonna see the uniform that Elvis Presley wore
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| What are we waitin' for?
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| Let’s leave right now
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| We’re goin' to Graceland
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| And I don’t care how
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| E Pluribus Elvis
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| That’s what I say
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| We’re goin' to Graceland today |