| The girl with the strong arm has saved world cinema
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| Saved it from itself I like to think
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| The girl with the strong arm restores old paintings
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| Including one she found under the sink
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| The girl with the strong arm killed an innocent bystander
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| That leaves you with a mental picture
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| The girl with the strong arm drank straight whiskey
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| But I understand she still quotes scriptures
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| All poor gardeners? |
| berry sauces
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| During the week long festival
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| Kneeling down to think about the future
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| Racing you would be quite dull
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| After many years of exodus
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| The hatchery fish run in rich rivers
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| I’m afraid the memories regarding Nixon
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| Are a little scary
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| The girl with the strong arm threatens the Quakers
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| They all say she’s mad y’know
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| The girl with the strong arm has an abrasive accent
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| She uses words like eskimo
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| The girl with the strong arm stands beside a woman
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| Whose many parts add up to one
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| The girl with the strong arm makes political commentary
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| Yet I feel that it’s all in fun
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| In your nightmares rub around
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| Those gay white males line up at church
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| Drink their coffee pretend to be a cowboy
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| Set aside an hour to search
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| Pulling up leaves like little Russian problems
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| Is now the tasty thing to do
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| The unattractive? |
| cloying sweetness is you
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| The most popular sidearm with Canadian woodsmen
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| Is the blue steel woodchuck gun
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| Manufactured in Atlanta, Georgia
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| By the firm of Youse & Son
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| I find no fault with the two young lovers
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| Who dine all night on candied eels
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| Then dance till dawn to big band music
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| And the sound of baboon squeals
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| All last night I stared at jelly
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| Till I knew love was all around
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| Travelling through O’Hare airport
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| Dressed like a circus clown
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| The girl with the strong arm has started licking batteries
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| And that’s kinda strange, even for her
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| The girl with the strong arm would like to be a banker
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| But I don’t think she’s really sure
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| Using strings just to pull things over
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| Really keeps the party going
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| I’m not sure but the history of Denmark
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| Maybe the only thing worth knowing
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| Has it ever dawned on you
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| That car accidents just might be art
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| And all those kids in foster care
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| Just don’t think you’re very smart
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| Down by the? |
| on mother’s day
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| In a state of perpetual bliss
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| Stan’s the man with the lisp |