
Date of issue: 16.11.2009
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Rats and Rats and Rats For Candy |
Mr. Howell: The dinner was fine until she opened her mouth. |
Oh, Candy! |
Yeah! |
Oh, Candy! |
Yeah Yeah Yeah! |
Behind her teeth 15 rats started screaming and sobbing. |
Candy girl! |
Yeah! |
Candy girl! |
Yeah Yeah Yeah! |
When we were kissing in the car |
those rodents smoked cigars in her throat,(Yeah) blowing smoke. |
(Yeah Yeah Yeah) |
(You turn on the lights and look a bit closer… |
there’s shutters on her eyes, there’s a door on her thigh.) |
Oh Candy! |
Yeah! |
Candy Girl! |
Yeah Yeah Yeah! |
Candy: These rats are not living inside my hotel face. |
They’re just sick and they need a bed lined with fine lace. |
Mr. Howell: You know that pity’s got an ugly price tag. |
Rats: Our fur feels like it’s on fire. |
There’s thorns growing on our bones. |
Our hunger is x-rated. |
Oh, mother, we love you so! |
(Candy invites you upstairs, you say it’s getting awfully late, |
but she yanks your hand through the door. |
Her clothes fall off and she presses into you. |
But those rats have chewed a hole straight through |
her navel yeah. |
and nipple.yeah yeah yeah.) |
Mr. Howell: Oh, Candy. |
Yeah. |
I’ve got to go. |
Yeah Yeah Yeah. |
Candy: Oh, won’t you stay the night with me Mr. Howell! |
These rats are not living inside my hotel face. |
They’re just sick and need a bed lined with fine lace. |
Mr. Howell: You know that pity’s got an ugly price tag. |
(x2) |
Rats: Our muscles have turned to cement. |
We’re coughing up needles and nails. |
Our veins are flowing barbed wire. |
Oh, mother, we are so frail! |
but wait! |
We’ve got a trick for him. |
We twist tears into shit eaten grins. |
(When you wake up in the morning, (Oh Ooh) you find yourself alone in |
Candy’s bed.(Ooh) And everything is gone: paintings, jewels, songs. |
Candy’s blowing in the breeze;(Oh Ooh) those rats devoured her up in her sleep. |
(Ooh) Her skin’s tied to the bed post like a flag on a ship of ghosts. |
You read the letter on the dresser;(Oh Ooh) the sick brown sun rubbing in your |
soul). |
Reading letter: Oh, mother, you should have known. |
You should have seen through our fake broken bones. |
Our tears that we razor-sharpened were calculated to rob you blind. |
Mr. Howell: Three weeks later from that day, |
I saw those rats on a bicycle. |
They crept by me and started balling, |
their eyes turned to icicles. |
Crying, «We need a vacancy!» |
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