
Date of issue: 11.11.2012
Song language: English
In the Club Tonight |
Hey everybody, everybody in the club tonight |
I’m gonna talk a little bit in an exotic accent everybody |
Can’t really tell where it’s from, everybody |
For the dance music y’all |
Here’s the black guy (Yeah. Bling Bling!) |
Paid thirty dollars to get into this place |
Can’t even see your hand in front of your face |
Shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of sweaty guys |
Push on through them when we catch her eye |
You say I like you (What?) |
You say I want you (What?) |
But she can’t hear you (What?) |
So she ignores you (What?) |
And the the bass drops out because the chorus is near |
Oh we don’t need no rhymes and we don’t write no words |
So we say Yo, Yo |
And you say Yo, Yo |
And then the build up starts to the same bit from before |
But with the bass back in so you can dance some more |
And it gets higher and louder, and higher and louder, and higher and louder |
Till the chorus comes in… |
But this bit always tricks you |
Yo, Yo |
Yo, Yo |
See it’s easy to remember and it’s easy to learn |
That’s why people call it catchy when they mean that it’s terrible |
The chorus has no words, we only singing Yo |
It’s not even English, sing along, here we go |
So we sing Yo, Yo |
And you sing Yo, Yo |
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh |
Took half an hour just to get to the bar |
That fifty dollars didn’t go very far |
Some drunken douche-bag knocks your drink to the ground |
You spent an hour trying to buy this round |
Your roommate texts you, he’s not here anymore |
He needs the place tonight, he’s gone home to score |
Trapped in this sauna and there’s smoke in your eyes |
Try to convince yourself that you’ve had a good time |
So you sing Yo, Yo |
And we sing Yo, Yo |
We sing it over & over & over & over & over & over |
& over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over |
And now they’re playing Dubstep! |
Yo, Yo |
Yo, Yo |
Everybody in club come on and let me hear you say Whoa (Whoa) |
All the ladies in club whose feet really hurt say Oww (Oww!) |
If you’re sitting in the corner cos you drank too much say Blurgh (Blurgh!) |
If you snuck into the club cuz you’re 17 say nothing (…) |
You know the word |
Yo, Yo |
Yeah dancing |
Yo, Yo |
Whoa it’s nearly midnight |
Yo, Yo |
All right that’s it the club’s closed. |
Everybody out! |