
Date of issue: 21.02.2000
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Dirty Nursery Rhymes |
My mama and your mama was talkin' a little shit |
My mama called your mama a bull-dogged ass bitch |
I know your sister, and the bitch ain’t shit |
She slayed me and all the boys |
And even sucked our dicks |
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun |
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass |
'Cause she couldn’t make him cum |
Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest |
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge |
Papa Bear said «shit bitch, you must think I’m sick |
Just get down here, on your knees and suck this badass dick» |
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man |
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand |
He said «excuse me lady, I’m doing my duty |
So pull down your pants and give me some booty» |
This is far out |
There’s an old lady who lives in a shoe |
Got a house full of kids don’t know what to do |
She sucked and fucked all the niggas around |
When it’s time to pay rent could none be found |
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet |
With her legs gapped open wide |
Up came a spider, looked up inside her |
And said «that pussy’s wide» |
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner |
Fuckin' this cutie pie |
Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum |
Said «hell of a nigga am I» |
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall |
'Cause a ho on the ave. |
was suckin' his balls |
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men |
Couldn’t put that fat motherfucker back together again |
Far out |
Far out |
Hey wait, I got one, dig this, I got one, check this out |
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes |
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right |
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way |
To grandmother’s house |
But before she got there she met this man |
That turned her hot ass out |
Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair |
The dog’s on my ass and gettin' near |
The hair came loose and fell in a lake |
Bitch check the weave that’s in that lake |
Bitch, get that weave out! |
You dirty bitch, get that weave out! |
Mix say, bitch get that weave out… |
Hey! |
You ruined my record, man, I just bought it! |
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Pop That Pussy | 2008 |
20 Bluntz A Day (including embedded track '11 O'clock News) ft. The 2 Live Crew, Christion | 1996 |