Lyrics Tesla Coil - The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing

Tesla Coil

A Tesla Coil
A Tesla Coil
My wife’s been fitted with a Tesla Coil
If I get frisky in the marital bed
Sparks shoot down her leg
What a shock
What a shock
10, 000 volts shoot through my cock
My wife protects herself from me
With electricity
She says that giving birth the once was quite enough, thank you
It’s agony, and sometimes women die
She knew she could not trust me
To be chaste by will alone
So she went to see that Tesla guy
A Christmas tree
A Christmas tree
Her skirt lights up like a Christmas tree
If I act inappropriately
When we’re out after dark
Her bustle glows
Her bustle glows
It starts to crackle, then explodes
Lighting up the neighbourhood
With blue and purple sparks
She says that giving birth the once was quite enough, thank you
It’s agony, and sometimes women die
She knew she could not trust me
To be chaste by will alone
So she went to see that Tesla guy
Tesla
Nikola Tesla
Tesla
Nikola Tesla
Tesla
Nikola Tesla
Tesla
Nikola Tesla
A Tesla Coil
A Tesla Coil
It’s enough to make a man’s blood boil
My conjugal rights have all been spoiled
It’s a bloody disgrace
Nikola
Nikola
Get your arse back over here
If you cannot explain yourself
I’ll smash you in the face.