Lyrics (I'm in Love With) Marie Lloyd - The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing

(I'm in Love With) Marie Lloyd

It’s a fact I can’t avoid
I’m in love, I’m in love with Marie Lloyd
(He's in love with Marie Lloyd)
And I know that if she knew
She would feel, she would feel the same way too
(She would feel the same way too)
Her backstage security
Have got their beady eye on me
Whenever I try to see her
I get thrown out on my ear
She loves a boy in the gallery
I know that she means me
I wait to give her flowers
By the stage door for hours
And hours
And hours
And hours
And hours
And hours
And hours
It’s a fact I can’t avoid
I’m in love, I’m in love with Marie Lloyd
(He's the man she can’t avoid)
And I know that if she knew
She would feel, she would feel the same way
(I'm not sure she agrees with you)
I’m banned from every music hall where Marie treads the boards
And now I wear disguises just to get through the front door
And when she appears I try to storm the stage and kiss her
But every time so far the in-house bouncers have been quicker
They’re quicker
They’re quicker
They’re quicker
They’re quicker
They’re quicker
The bouncers have been quicker, yeah
If only I could meet her, she’d see that I’m not some crazy fan
(You're not gonna meet her, her agent’s got a plan)
She’d see that I’m her soulmate, I’m not just some random crazy man
(Marie, looks like you’re gonna have to go round the back again tonight love)
I’ve showered her with letters and gifts and trinkets and flowers,
she’s never once responded.
She’s turned her back on us.
It’s like she’s
forgotten the people who put her there, her fans.
I even got her a puppy,
a puppy in a basket with a bow in its hair.
I suppose I’ll have to go drown
that in the Thames now.
I mean, what’s her problem?
What is her problem?