Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Things I Want, artist - Tenacious D. Date of issue: 24.11.2003
Song language: English
Things I Want |
| Ho Ho Ho |
| So many christmas letters, |
| So many wishes, |
| Lucy wants a squeezie doll, |
| Jimmy wants a moon rocket, |
| Oh, this list is rather long, |
| Yeah! |
| Hey now Santa I’m writing to you, |
| Cos there’s a lot of cool shit I want |
| I know I’ve been naughty but cut me some slack, |
| Cos there’s a lot of cool shit I want, |
| So here’s my list-a, |
| So check it out twice-a, |
| I want, |
| A solid gold Harley with machine guns on the front, |
| I want, |
| A Motley Crew lunchbox filled with sticky buns, |
| I want a see through jumpsuit that fits me tight, |
| I want all of the Beatles copyrights, |
| I want to chop Florida off the map, |
| I want Pamela Anderson’s speedo top, |
| So there you go Santa theres my christmas list, |
| Thats all the cool shit I want, |
| But wait a minute Santa theres some things I missed, |
| There’s still a lot of cool shit I want, |
| So here’s my list-a, |
| So check it out twice-a, |
| I want, |
| A time machine and a BB gun, |
| I want, |
| A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun, |
| I want, |
| To party naked on a schoolbus full of nuns, |
| I want, |
| A bumper pool table and a robot pelican, |
| There you go Santa I’m sure you’ll agree, |
| That there’s some really cool shit I want, |
| I know I’ve been naughty but I guarantee, |
| That I deserve every single one, |
| So here’s my list-a, |
| So check it out twice-a, |
| I know I’ve been naughty but life ain’t nice-a, |
| PS I still-a need some more shit-a, |
| I want, |
| A diamond hyena shooting fire from his butt, |
| I want, |
| A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buns, |
| I want, |
| A magical sleigh thats pulled by flying skunks, |
| I want, |
| All the cool shit I want! |