
Date of issue: 30.10.2010
Song language: English
Slytherin Weekend (feat. Prof. Snape) |
Slytherins work hard |
5 days of the week |
At the week’s end |
It’s pleasure that we seek |
No one really knows |
What we get up to |
In the Slytherin dungeons |
This is what we do: |
Fridays are for frisking |
Saturdays for snogging |
Sundays are for sleeping in- with each other! |
Some think our behavior is rather atrocious |
But it’s in our nature to be so precocious |
We’re not frigid |
We like to show affection |
You can find us kissing |
In the restricted section |
It’s not even a secret |
It’s really quite simple |
Just look at our mascot |
It’s a phallic symbol |
Fridays are for frisking |
Saturdays for snogging |
Sundays are for sleeping in- with each other! |
Vincent likes it rough |
Gregory likes spanking |
Marcus likes to watch |
Blaise prefers wanking |
Millicent likes bullwhips |
Felix, ropes and knots |
Daphne’s not the kinky sort but likes to call the shots |
Pansy likes Draco but she’s willing to share |
One night we had a threesome after playing truth or dare |
Fridays are for frisking |
Saturdays for snogging |
Sundays are for sleeping in- with each other! |
We’re hot and we know it |
We ain’t afraid to show it |
We got it we flaunt it |
And you know that you want it |
We’re hot and we know it |
We ain’t afraid to show it |
We got it we flaunt it |
And you know that you want it |
We’re hot and we know it |
We ain’t afraid to show it |
We got it we flaunt it |
And you know that you want it |