| I waited all my life
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| Lived it by the book
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| Now I know that’s not my story
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| You take me as I am
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| Love me as I look
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| Standing here in all my glory
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| I am sweetness, I am bratty
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| I’m a princess, I’m a fatty
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| I’m a mess of contradictions in a dress
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| I am sassy, I am sappy
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| When I’m with you I am happy
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| This is my story
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| You laugh at all my jokes even though they’re crude
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| You don’t mind that I’m not classy
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| We make a perfect pair, radiant and rude
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| So in love and much too gassy
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| We are ogres, we are scary
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| We are donkeys, we are hairy
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| We have bold and brand new stories to be told
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| We will write them, we will tell them
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| You will hear them, you will smell them
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| This is our story
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| And that is how the little ogre came
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| To live on the swamp with a beautiful princess
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| And his best friend
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| And his best friend
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| And a gingerbread man
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| And a very handsome puppet
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| And an elf
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| And a fairy godmother
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| And a witch
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| And a cross dressin' wolf
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| And three pigs
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| What makes us special?
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| What makes us special?
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| What makes us special?
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| What makes us special?
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| Makes us strong
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| We are witches, we are fairies
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| We are weirdos
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| I’m an Aries
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| We’re a giant different sampler here to try
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| We are puppets, we are rabbits
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| We are hobbits with bad habits
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| We’re a screwy but delighted crazy stew
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| We are different and united
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| You are us and we are you
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| This is our story, this is our story
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| This is our story
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| God bless us, everyone
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| The end |