Lyrics Transylvania Mania - Christopher Fitzgerald, Sutton Foster, Fred Applegate

Transylvania Mania

The monster’s awake.
Igor!
We have to come up with some sort of diversion and fast befo…
Oh,
forget about the fox-trot.
Throw away the waltz.
Take away the two-step.
And all that other schmaltz.
Are you ready for what’s been going on?
It’s a doozy.
Makes yah woozy.
It’s the new phenomenon.
Have you heard about the mania?
If not then let me explain-ia.
Yes sir!
It’s the Transylvania mania.
Whether you’re in Ruritania,
or a dance hall in Albania.
Yes sir!
It’s the Transylvania mania.
Everybody who’s been viewing it can’t resist it’s appeal.
Everybody’s out there doing it,
millionaire and schlemiel.
So join the fun, lets all be zany-a.
Even Liths in Lithuania love it,
it’s the latest rage.
Lose the blues and don’t complain-ia,
hit the dance floor feel no pain-ia.
Love it.
Do the Transylvania mania.
Just accept it don’t refrain-ia.
Don’t resist it’s all in vain-ia.
Come on kids lets raise some Cain-ia!
Yes sir!
Yes sir!
It’s the latest craze.
It’s a cherry pie without the pits.
It’s a weekend spent in Biarritz.
It’s all the rage with the French and Brits.
The Transylvania mania.
It’s the newest quip from Algonquin wits.
It’s the winning horse that never quits.
It’s the Paprikash with an ice cold Schlitz.
Do the Transylvania mania.
The Transylvania mania.
It’s southern fried with a side of grits.
It’s Baptists, Jews and Jesuits.
It’s a etude played by Horowitz.
It’s Irving Berlin’s Puttin' on the Ritz!
The Transylvania mania.
Have you heard about the mania?
If not then let me explain-ia.
Yes, sir!
It’s the Transylvania mania.
Whether you’re in Ruritania,
or a dance hall in Albania.
Yes sir!
It’s the Transylvania mania.
Rich and poor are all soft-shoeing it in hotels or huts.
Even dogs are also doing it, pedigreed and mutts.
All the devils in Tasmania shake their tails and go insane-ia.
Love it, it’s the latest rage.
Grab a steamship or a plane-ia
To the heart of old Romania
Love it,
yeah you gotta love it.
Do the Transylvania, mania!!!