Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Welcome to the Doghouse, artist -Date of issue: 16.07.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Welcome to the Doghouse |
| Feast your heavy lidded eyes |
| on this buffét of pecks and thighs, |
| oiled buns and powdered whigs |
| So hot, they’ll melt any golden crucifix |
| Erect and firm |
| Ready and willing |
| They stand alert, well-versed in wallowing in dirt |
| And they will fill |
| all that needs filling |
| Ladies, we welcome you to dine at The Doghouse |
| Anything that you desire |
| Plunge headfirst into this Godless mire |
| Cast all decency away |
| And join in this salacious cabaret |
| Erect and firm |
| Ready and willing |
| They stand alert, well-versed in wallowing in dirt |
| And they will fill |
| all that needs filling |
| Ladies, we welcome you to dine at The Doghouse |
| Oh, fork over the fee |
| for carnal love and lubricity |
| You’ll never want to leave |
| Though you may just want to heave |
| You’ve never been satisfied like this |