| In a ninety-floor Manhattan address
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| Lives a watchdog called the National Press
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| And around his collar’s written the line
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| «The Protector Of Our Hearts And Minds»
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| Hark! |
| Hark! |
| The dog will bark
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| And we believe this hierarch
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| But read between the lines and see
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| This dog’s been barking up the wrong tree
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| Meat the Press
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| Meat the Press
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| Meat the Press
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| Meat the Press
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| When the ratings point the camera’s eye
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| They can state the facts while telling a lie
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| And the watchdog shows to the viewers at ten
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| He’s a bloodhound with a pad and pen
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| Can’t pin the blame--he's out of reach
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| Just call the dog «His Royal Leech»
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| We held the rights for heaven’s sake
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| 'Til we gave this sucker an even break
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| Meat the Press
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| Meat the Press
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| Meat the Press
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| Meat the Press
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| When the godless chair the judgment seat
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| We can thank the godless media elite
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| They can silence those who fall from their grace
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| With a note that says «we haven’t the space»
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| Well lookee there--the dog’s asleep
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| Whenever we march or say a peep
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| A Christian can’t get equal time
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| Unless he’s a looney committing a crime
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| Listen up if you’ve got ears
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| I’m tired of condescending sneers
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| I’ve got a dog who smells a fight
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| And he still believes in wrong and right |