Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cat Handcuffs, artist - Steve Martin. Album song A Wild & Crazy Guy, in the genre Date of issue: 31.05.1978
Record label: Warner, Warner Strategic Marketing
Song language: English
Cat Handcuffs |
| Paroles de la chanson Cat Handcuffs: |
| How many people have cats? |
| 1, 2, 3, 4… ok 10 |
| Let me ask you this… do you trust em'? |
| Because I’ve gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs and I’ve gotta get em' right away |
| Just the little ones that go around the little front paws… |
| Or maybe the manicles of 4 that get all 4 paws |
| But what a drag |
| I found out my cat was embezzling from me! |
| Ya think ya know a cat for 10 years and he pulls something like this |
| Found out while I was away he would go out to the mailbox |
| Pick up the checks, take em' down to the bank and cash them… |
| Disguised… as me |
| He had the little kitty arrow through the head |
| And the little kitty bunny ears |
| I wouldn’t have caught him but I went outside to his house where he sleeps |
| And there was about 3000 dollars worth of cat toys out there! |
| And you can’t return them cause they have spit all over em'! |
| So now I’m stuck with 3000 dollars worth of cat toys! |
| Sure… they’re fun… |
| Got the little rubber mouse has a bell inside of it |
| Hahahahahahahahahaha |
| Boy I hate it when it goes under the sofa… |
| Whoa! |
| Gimme that! |
| Gimme that! |
| Gimme… kkkkkkkkkkkkk |