Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Atheists Don't Have No Songs, artist - Steve Martin. Album song Rare Bird Alert, in the genre Кантри
Date of issue: 31.12.2010
Record label: 40 Share, Concord, Rounder
Song language: English
Atheists Don't Have No Songs |
Christians have their hymns and pages, |
Hava Nagila’s for the Jews, |
Baptists have the rock of ages, |
Atheists just sing the blues. |
Romantics play Claire de Lune, |
Born agains sing He is risen, |
But no one ever wrote a tune, |
For godless existentialism. |
For Atheists, |
There’s no good news, |
They’ll never sing a song of faith. |
For atheists, |
They have a rule, |
The «he» is always lowercase. |
The «he» is always lowercase. |
Some folks sing a Bach cantata, |
Lutherans get Christmas trees, |
Atheist songs add up to nada, |
But they do have Sundays free. |
Pentecostalists sing they sing to heaven, |
Coptics have the books of scrolls, |
Numerologists can count to seven, |
Atheists have rock and roll. |
For Atheists, |
There’s no good news, |
They’ll never sing a song of faith. |
In their songs, |
They have a rule, |
The «he» is always lowercase. |
The «he» is always lowercase. |
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists, |
Don’t have no songs! |
Christians have their hymns and pages, |
Hava Nagila’s for the Jews, |
Baptists have the rock of ages, |
Atheists just sing the blues. |
Catholics dress up for Mass, |
And listen to Gregorian chants. |
Atheists just take a pass, |
Watch football in their underpants. |
Watch football in their underpants. |
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists, |
Don’t have no songs! |