Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Grandmother's Song, artist - Steve Martin. Album song Let's Get Small, in the genre ПопDate of issue: 23.01.1994
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
Grandmother's Song |
| Be courteous, kind and forgiving |
| Be gentle and peaceful each day |
| Be warm and human and grateful |
| And have a good thing to say |
| Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike |
| Be witty and happy and wise |
| Be honest and love all your neighbors |
| Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant |
| Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus |
| Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent |
| Criticize things you don’t know about |
| Be oblong and have your knees removed |
| Be tasteless, rude, and offensive |
| Live in a swamp and be three dimensional |
| Put a live chicken in your underwear |
| Get all excited and go to a yawning festival |
| Be courteous, kind and forgiving |
| Be gentle and peaceful each day |
| Be warm and human and grateful |
| And have a good thing to say |
| Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike |
| Be witty and happy and wise |
| Be honest and love all your neighbors |
| Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant |
| Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus |
| Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent |
| Criticize things you don’t know about |
| Be oblong and have your knees removed |
| Be tasteless, rude, and offensive |
| Live in a swamp and be three dimensional |
| Put a live chicken in your underwear |
| Go into a closet and suck eggs |