Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Wonderful World of Sex , by - Steve Goodman. Release date: 14.09.1994
Song language: English
Wonderful World of Sex |
| I could learn to understand Swahili by myself |
| I could even teach it to my good dog, Ralph |
| I could learn to read you every book up on the shelf |
| I could learn to tell your fortune like the oracle of Delphi |
| I could learn to tell you every flower by its color |
| I could learn to swim as fast as Johnny Weismuller |
| But I couldn’t never learn to get along without you |
| Don’t you run away from me, I sure dig sex |
| You can get love from your papa or your mama |
| You can get warm from a Turkish or a sauna |
| You can get hot from tortillas or lasagna |
| But you get all three when you neck with me |
| I really must confess it gets me in the solar plexus |
| When I think about the differences there are between the sexes |
| Peanut butter sandwiches are really neat |
| But when you get right down to it you can’t compete with |
| Good old double S — E — double X is |
| Camper than batman, bigger than Texas |
| You’re concave and I’m convex |
| Welcome to the world of sex |
| Do I love you, is the Pope Catholic? |
| Do I need you, is a rubber band elastic? |
| Do I want you, is the atom bomb drastic? |
| Let’s us be heterosexually entwined, we fit like a tailored suit dear |
| I dig you more than I dig root beer |
| Green Giant peas need a big green pod |
| I spend a lot of time needing your bod |
| Walking around through fields of clover |
| Can’t we lie down and talk things over? |
| You never know whats coming off next |
| In the wonderful world of sex |