| Hey everybody wherever you are
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| There’s a new way of talking and it’s gonna go far;
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| You take the letters in the words
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| Turn 'em all around; |
| you say the last ones first
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| And you check out the sound
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| Talk Backwards
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| I know what you’re thinking;
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| That sounds strange
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| You’ve talked forward so long that it’s hard to change
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| But it’s just like metric once you get the drift
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| You twist your tongue and you give your palate a lift
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| You take your favorite phrase
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| And you read it in the mirror
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| Practice that about a half a year
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| And then sdrawkcab gnikiat mi em ta kool
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| You’re a regular talking bassackwards fool
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| Talk backwards
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| Talking backwards is sweeping the nation
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| Talking backwards is the new sensation
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| You amaze your friends when you start to rap
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| Don’t say pass the butter, say rettub eht ssap
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| Rettub eht ssap? |
| Rettub eht ssap
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| And if you’re out with a girl and she’s a little bit shy
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| Don’t say I love you; |
| say Uoy evol I
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| Uoy evol I and I always will
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| Now see if that doesn’t take off the chill
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| Talk Backwards
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| The other day now I was walking down the street
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| There’s this little girl I thought I’d like to meet
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| I said excuse me miss but
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| Sserd taht teg uoy erehw. |
| thgin ta tuo emoc
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| Yeht srats ekil era hteet ruoy
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| And I said am I getting through to you yet
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| She said you’re a gent in the first degree
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| And I love it when you talk backwards to me
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| Talk backwards
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| Never can tell, one of these nights
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| Those who talk backwards will demand their rights
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| They’ll rise up angry and get a solution
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| In the form of an amendment to the constitution
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| That guarantees 'em freedom of reverse elocution;
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| And then every T.V. show that airs
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| Will have to be captioned for the forward impaired
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| Talk backwards
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| Talk backwards
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| Talk backwards
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| Talk backwards |