Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Vegematic, artist - Steve Goodman. Date of issue: 14.09.1994
Song language: English
Vegematic |
| Fell asleep last night with the T-V on. |
| Oh, what a dream I had. |
| I dreamed I answered every single one of those late night mail order ads. |
| And four to six weeks later, much to my surprise, |
| The mailman came to my front door, and I couldn’t believe my eyes |
| When he brought the Vegematic, and the Pocket Fisherman too, |
| Illuminated illustrated history of life, |
| And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife, |
| A bamboo steamer, and a Garden Weasel too, |
| And a tie-dyed, dayglow souvenir shirt from Six Flags Over Burbank. |
| The doorbell rang all morning and into the afternoon. |
| I shook with fright as it rang all night to the light of the Master Card moon. |
| There was Parcel Post in the pantry, and UPS in the hall, |
| C O D’s to the ceiling, and I just couldn’t pay for it all. |
| I got the egg scrambler, with a Seal-a-Meal carrying case, |
| A set of presidential commemorative plates |
| So I could eat my eggs off the President’s face, |
| A Minute Mender, and a needle that’ll knit or crochet, |
| And an autographed photograph of Rin Tin Tin at Six Flags Over Burbank. |
| (same chords as 2nd verse:) |
| I remembered I was dreaming, so I gave a mighty cheer. |
| When I awoke, it was no joke, 'cause all that shit was here. |
| So if you fall asleep with the TV on, let me tell you what to do: |
| Tear the telephone out of the wall unless you want it to happen to you. |
| You’ll get the Vegematic, and the Pocket Fisherman too, |
| Illuminated illustrated history of life, |
| And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife, |
| A bamboo steamer, and a smokeless ashtray too |
| And an all expenses paid weekend for three at Six Flags Over Burbank |