Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song How Much Tequila (Did I Drink Last Night), artist - Steve Goodman. Date of issue: 31.12.1987
Song language: English
How Much Tequila (Did I Drink Last Night) |
| How much tequila did I drink last night? |
| Its really anybodys guess. |
| I poured them so fast, |
| I couldnt keep them in the glass, |
| But this morning I sure am a mess. |
| My head is four or five times its normal size |
| And I got this big old cactus stuck between my eyes. |
| I cant recall a single thing I did or said |
| Or the names of all these people sleeping in this bed. |
| Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, |
| Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night? |
| How did I get these cuts and bruises all over my body? |
| I must have fallen down somehow. |
| I believe it had something to do with karate |
| -- its all coming back to me now. |
| I was standing in a bar with king kongs cousin, |
| He must have been seven foot three. |
| His elbow gave me a bump, and so I said «hey, chump, |
| Would you like to step outside with me? |
| «Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, |
| Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night? |
| My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is sore. |
| I left last nights dinner on this mornings floor. |
| My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk. |
| I drank so much that my hair got drunk. |
| I see a big old worm about ten feet long |
| Hallucinating purple cows. |
| Somebody moved the furniture while I was gone. |
| Uh oh, this is not my house. |
| I could call us a taxi on the telephone |
| If I only knew where we are. |
| I guess Im gonna have to drive myself back home |
| As soon as I can find the car. |
| Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, |
| Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night? |