
Date of issue: 15.05.2011
Song language: English
Cleopatra's Cat |
Cleopatra’s favorite cat |
Got his hands on Caesar’s spats |
The heat was on as you could see |
So he front 'em to Mark Antony |
Said, «My girlfriend’s cat is smarter than me.» |
Caesar had an eye for clothes |
He saw them spats and said, «I like those.» |
Caesar had no thing to say, except |
«Jesu Christi Domine |
Et tu, Brute |
Jesu Christi Domine |
Et tu, Brute.» |
The senate tried to sympathize |
It was the cat they should despise |
Informant told his whereabouts |
Centurions to seek him out |
Centurions! |
There go the centurions |
Brutus had to turn his head |
When THIS cat done went and said |
«If he’s got this thing for shoes |
He just might be ambitious, too |
They got holidays all in his name |
And all a tyrant needs is fame |
Those fascists don’t play pretty games |
Egypt is the place to be… |
But Rome is a democracy |
Rome!» |
Caesar never got them back |
'Cause they killed his ass in the second act |
Brutus spoke, then Antony: |
Said, «My girlfriend’s cat is smarter than me |
Friends, Romans, can’t you see |
My girlfriend’s cat is smarter than me |
Egypt’s biggest rivalry: |
Cleopatra’s cat and me.» |
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