| Well, I’ve listened with patience to your sad tales
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| When you’re short of a smoke or the pub has no ale
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| but tell me fair dinkum, I don’t want you to kid
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| Have you ever been drifting and short of a quid
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| If you’ve been to a strange town in search of a job
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| Where a stranger’s not welcome with the local born mob
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| and you’ve probably done the same thing as I did
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| Stood around in a bar and was short of a quid
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| As I gaze at the drinkers all quenching their thirst
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| My lips were so dry, I thought they would burst
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| I reckoned someone would notice but nobody did
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| They’d apparently never been short of a quid
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| The publican’s looks were as black as the night
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| and I heard someone wisper, 'this bloke’s on the bite'
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| So I held up my wrist watch and called for a bid
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| No-one would buy it or lend me a quid.
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| Now, you blokes who have money, to travel in style
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| may laugh at my story but I too can smile
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| and to the battler and the driver, I’ll raise my old lid
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| Because they know what it’s like to be short of a quid
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| So if the pub has no beer, you could always drink rum
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| while you can wait with your mates for the quota to come
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| but your forehead gets wrinkled like the hat on your head
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| when you stand in a bar and your short of a quid
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| Yes, I’ve listened with patience to your sad tales
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| When you’re short of a smoke or the pub has no ale
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| but tell me fair dinkum, I don’t want you to kid
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| Have you ever been drifting and short of a quid |