| He had offices in Sydney, many years ago,
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| And his shingle bore the legend «Peter Anderson and Co.»,
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| But his real name was Careless, as the fellows understood,
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| And his relatives decided that he wasn’t any good.
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| 'Twas their gentle tongues that blasted any 'character' he had,
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| He was fond of beer and leisure, and the Co. was just as bad.
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| It was limited in number to a unit, was the Co.
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| 'Twas a bosom chum of Peter and his Christian name was Joe.
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| Oh, the office was their haven, for they lived there when hard-up,
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| A 'daily' for a table cloth, a jam tin for a cup;
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| And if the chance, the landlord’s bailiff happened round in times like these,
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| Just to seize the office-fittings, well, there wasn’t much to seize.
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| And when morning brought the bailiff, there’d be nothing to be seen,
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| Save a piece of bevelled cedar where the tenant’s plate had been;
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| And there’d be no sign of Peter, and there’d be no sign of Joe,
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| For another portal boasted «Peter Anderson and Co.»
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| Peter always met you smiling, always seemed to know you well,
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| Always gay and glad to see you, always had a joke to tell;
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| He could laugh when all was gloomy, he could grin when all was blue,
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| Sing a comic song and act it, and appreciate one too.
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| Glorious drunk and happy, till they heard the roosters crow,
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| And the landlady and neighbours made complaints about the Co.
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| But that life! |
| it might be likened to a reckless drinking-song,
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| But it couldn’t last for ever, and it never lasted long.
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| Debt-collecting ruined Peter, people talked him round too oft,
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| For his heart was soft as b___er, and the Co.'s was just as soft;
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| But, of course, it wasn’t business, only Peter’s careless way;
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| And perhaps it pays in heaven, but on earth it doesn’t pay.
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| They got harder up than ever, and, to make it worse, the Co.
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| Went more often round the corner than was good for him to go.
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| «I might live,» he said to Peter, «but I haven’t got the nerve,
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| I am going, going, no reserve.
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| Peter’s fault is very common, very fitting and bereft
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| Paid the undertaker cash and then got drunk on what was left;
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| Then he shed some tears, half-maudlin, on the grave where lay the Co.,
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| And he drifted to a township where the city failures go.
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| In a town of wrecks and failures, they appreciated him.
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| Men who might have been, who had been, but who were not in the swim,
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| They would ask him who the Co. was, that queer company he kept,
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| And he’d always answer vaguely, he would say his partner slept;
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| That he had a 'sleeping partner', jesting while his spirit broke,
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| And they grinned above their glasses, for they took it for a joke.
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| Till at last there came a morning when his smile was seen no more,
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| He was gone from out the office, and his shingle from the door,
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| And a boundary-rider jogging out across the neighb’ring run,
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| Was attracted by a something, that was blazing in the sun;
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| And he found that it was Peter, lying peacefully at rest,
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| With a bottle close beside him and the shingle on his breast.
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| Yes he had offices in Sydney, many years ago,
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| And his shingle bore the legend «Peter Anderson and Co.», |