| One summers morning as I strode,
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| Along a dusty Queensland road,
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| I chanced to meet and old cane toad,
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| Bowed down beneath a heavy load,
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| Oh my mind I thought was in a trance,
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| I had to have a second glance,
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| For there in boots and moleskin pants,
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| He stood with proud and haughty stance.
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| He shed his burdens when I spoke,
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| He wiped his brow and rolled a smoke,
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| And said just like it was a joke,
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| «Lend me a quid mate, I’m flat broke!»
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| Oh, I thought I must be seeing things,
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| Illusions like the heat wave brings,
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| Until he said with toothless grin,
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| «You look like you’ve been on a binge.»
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| Oh, I said, «Pray tell me Mr Toad,
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| Why do you choose to walk the road,
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| And carry such a heavy load,
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| Without a fixed place of abode?»
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| «Well Mate,» said he, «I like to tramp,
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| All day 'til heaven lights it’s lamp,
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| And then pull up and make my camp,
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| Besides, swamps always give me cramps.»
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| «And while humans try to fight with creed and race
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| And try to conquer outer space,
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| I just plod on from place to place,
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| And watch this mad old world go it’s pace.»
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| I stood and stared as though spellbound
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| By words of wisdom so profound,
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| And I heard the old cane toad expound,
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| «Oh, you sure meet some queer blokes knocking 'round.» |