Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song My Jampandy, artist - Sleaford Mods. Date of issue: 02.01.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
My Jampandy |
| Hate’s a bit of a strong word |
| As I bump into your sorry ass in the park |
| As I’m pushing my little girl |
| But what else can you do |
| When presented with a fucking idiot like you |
| I get a latte at the French-style cafe |
| And a croissant and jam |
| Sit down, and try to fucking forget about it, man |
| I hate that bland shit |
| That bread top nice tits |
| That Ian McCulloch white boy |
| Bore me fuckless terrace bit |
| Long drawl and calculated arm movement |
| Has been silent partner at the back |
| Giving fucking blessings |
| To up and coming twats in Macs |
| And your job made you more confident |
| Like a in feathers and a beak |
| You got a big mouth |
| I fucking hate ya |
| Always avoid a cunt like you on the streets |
| The man is a wanker |
| The man is a wanker |
| He don’t get much better |
| The man is a wanker |
| The man is a wanker |
| He don’t get better |
| Physically past it, passed attacks |
| Do you want a facial cavity |
| Courtesy of my jampandy? |
| You fucking cunt |
| I’ll have a 32 inch waist in raw denim |
| And stick em in the freezer |
| I have got years on ya |
| While you got belly on me |
| In a belly competition, mate |
| You’d win easily |
| Hands down, with a side profile |
| Matching that of Gordon Brown |
| Always at Number 10 |
| Always getting beaten by nine other men |
| Hate ya! |
| Moving up in the world doesn’t mean |
| Using the lift, mate |
| «What floor do you want? |
| Don’t mind me, I’m in the |
| Fucking thing all day EEEEE!» |
| The man is a wanker |
| The man is a wanker |
| He don’t get much better |
| The man is a wanker |
| The man is a wanker |
| He don’t get much better |
| park in all your glory |
| Friendships established |
| You fucking bore me |
| Shit wafer, shit ice cream |
| The ice cream man did time |
| For obscene behavior |
| So why haven’t you? |
| Why haven’t you suffered |
| Like you fucking should do? |
| Boo boo, boo hoo |
| Crying inside, sarcastic up front |
| Did I do something bad to you |
| In a previous life, you fucking cunt? |
| The man is a wanker |
| The man is a wanker |
| He don’t get much better |
| The man is a wanker |
| The man is a wanker |
| It don’t get much better |
| For you |
| For you |
| For you |
| For me |
| For you |