
Date of issue: 14.05.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Rough Trade, Sleaford Mods
Song language: English
Jobseeker |
19.4- top |
18.6- middle Rob? |
19.2- top |
18.4 mate, middle |
Jobseeker! |
Can of Strongbow, I’m a mess |
Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression |
Supplied to me by the NHS |
It’s anyone’s guess how I got here |
Anyone’s guess how I’ll go |
I suck on a |
roll-up |
— pull your jeans up |
Fuck off, I’m going home |
Jobseeker! |
So Mr. Williamson, what have you done in order to find gainful employment |
Since your last signing on date? |
Fuck all |
I’ve been sat around the house wanking |
And I want to know why you don’t serve coffee here |
My signing on time is supposed to be ten past eleven |
It’s now twelve o’clock |
And some of you |
smelly bastards |
need |
executing |
Mr. Williamson your employment history looks quite impressive |
I’m looking at three managerial positions you previously held with quite |
Reputable companies, isn’t this something you’d like to go back to? |
Nah, I’d just end up robbing the fucking place |
You’ve got a till full of 20s staring at you all day |
I’m hardly going to bank it |
I’ve go drugs to take, and a mind to break |
Jobseeker! |
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Moptop | 2017 |
Second | 2020 |
I Can Tell | 2016 |
Head And Shoulders ft. Sleaford Mods | 2023 |
When You Come Up To Me | 2020 |
Bang Someone Out | 2018 |
Army Nights | 2017 |
Big Pharma | 2023 |
Stick In a Five and Go | 2018 |
Don't Go | 2021 |
Tied Up in Nottz | 2020 |
Messy Anywhere | 2017 |
Jolly Fucker | 2020 |
OBCT | 2020 |
Time Sands | 2017 |