| Do you mind?
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| You biffed my nose
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| He’s got a blonde mop
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| He’s got a moptop
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| He’s got a blonde mop
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| He’s got a moptop
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| I’m sick of what I tell you for nowt
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| Saying fucking sorry to the catalogue vote
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| Having to be a bit naff and inclined
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| When all I really wanted was to batter 'em blind
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| These pleasantries and intelligence are no real match for the spoon and tuppence
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| Of ale stops and tired minds
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| I think before I say it better be in line
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| I think before I say it better be in line
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| I think before I say and let the words slip by
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| I think before I say it better be in line
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| I think before I say and let the words slip by
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| He’s got a blonde mop
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| He’s got a moptop
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| He’s got a blonde mop
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| He’s got a moptop
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| I feel like I’m not gonna cope
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| The game has changed its proper
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| Now it comes with no hope
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| Rotten clementines, no socks, no pants
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| All reformed band and dead pop chants
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| Like the tinsel mate it’s '70s
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| Reminds me of a time when we were little kids
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| Reminds of a time when the coast was clear
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| But now it’s meatballs and jam as I float around, oh dear
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| Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
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| I think before I say it better be in line
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| I think before I say it better be in line
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| I think before I say and let the words slip by
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| I think before I say it better be in line
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| I think before I say and let the words slip by
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| He’s got a blonde mop
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| He’s got a moschops
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| He’s got a blonde mop
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| He’s got a moptop
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| I think before I say it better be in line
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| I think before I say and let the words slip by
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| I think before I say it better be in line
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| I think before I say and let the words slip by
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| He’s got a blonde mop
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| He’s got a moptop
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| He’s got a blonde mop
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| He’s got a MOPTOP! |