
Date of issue: 14.05.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Rough Trade, Sleaford Mods
Song language: English
Blog Maggot |
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Celebrities are flocking |
My real mates are dropping |
The English way: |
If you look like y’winning they fuck ya mate |
Winning what? |
I got a fruit machine wi' chewy on the slot |
I’m knocking back nicotine beans |
My fingertips tingle — official… or non-official |
I just wanna send the fucking email |
Blog maggot, YouTube twat |
If I ever meet the cunt I’ll bite his fucking head flat |
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This is why the force is strong with a Tory |
No blonde moments, no-ones shite |
We are just tricked into dislike |
Headcase men — dead men — war |
Ed Sheeran selling fast — best album marketing farce |
On You |
We are John Rocha — we are all John Rocha |
Used to be fendi trendy — faintly trendy |
Now nobody gives a tosser |
All of this death — everyone’s deaf — all of the death |
William S. Burroughs can tell him Seth |
It’s all this death, who ever |
On your Facebook feed poster |
Philosophical wanker |
All this death |
We are all half-cut — half-dead — hard to swallow |
Night trainers on me |
I can’t sing about anarchy in all this death |
You, multiple images, magazine men |
I’m buff like a tent, smoking a peg men |
Guts like a stink pipe sink pipe |
Bits of bean juice washing-up sleep then death |
All this death |
All this death |
All this death |
All this fucking death |
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Promenade voting jacket |
Silver bullet polo hacket |
Golden stitch don’t ya skinnage |
No, I’m minted mate |
Geronimo, tally-ho, bombs away Derek |
Don’t sound quite the same |
They’ve all got shit Eighties mahogany wood names |
Like fat cigars in sunburnt boxes |
Lord Loxley Cobhead in Union Jack wasits |
Robin Thicke — thick as fuck |
The trendy sex heads are all thick as fuck |
That cunt with the big hat |
He’s as thick as fuck |
That cunt who gave drugs up |
But still writes tunes that celebrate 'em |
He’s as thick as fuck |
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People can do what they want — no they can’t |
Y’can’t keep kissing that cunt behind reception |
It’s work you twat |
And not a flashy love bite convention |
Moaning like a poor cunt |
Like a shriveled bitter wanker |
A stomach full of Gold Blend trousers |
Like Jo Fucking Fox’s |
New 30 mile speed limit enforce |
Speed camera pensioners on Harleys, yeah course |
Y’reap the Tudor piglets of picturesque hamlets |
Park outside some cunt’s house |
Toggy pocket |
He’s the gaffer |
Selwyn Froggitt |
I flog parrots to them Grantham lads |
Do a little Leonard one-skinner |
It’s not that y’can handle it |
It’s just that you don’t want to fucking talk about it |
Pepper on chips |
I can yam five filet of fish easy |
The idea is you gotta go around the bend |
And not into it |
Key markets, Fine fare, Fine trade |
Chris Martin nightmare |
Nightmare n-n-n-nn-nn |
Nightmare n-n-n-nn-nn |
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Army Nights | 2017 |
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