Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Rock Me Sexy Jesus, artist - Skylar Astin. Date of issue: 28.07.2008
Song language: English
Rock Me Sexy Jesus |
| He’s totally the man |
| The man with the plan |
| He traveled through time in an awesome custom van |
| Moralistically, he taught us to be good |
| How to set our souls free and do all the shit we should |
| Now we do the right deed |
| We go to church and such |
| And we stopped smoking weed |
| Well, at least not as much |
| And we can’t forget to mention the golden rule |
| Do unto others as you would have them |
| (Slam! Bam! Spank you ma’am!) |
| Do unto you! |
| Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus! |
| He died for our sins, you gotta believe us |
| Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus |
| All night long |
| Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus! |
| We’re really amazed, you gotta believe us |
| Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus |
| All night long |
| He lays down science, really blows my mind |
| But he’s also got abs that transcend space and time |
| He’s the son of God |
| And that’s really cool |
| But he’s got a swimmer’s bod |
| Like nobody do |
| Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus! |
| He died for our sins, you gotta believe us |
| Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus |
| All night long |
| Immaculate conception really makes my day |
| But the dude’s got lats that make me feel gay |
| Turn the other cheek is really showing class |
| But I think it’s really sexy when he kicks Satan’s ass |
| Kicks Satan’s ass! |
| Kicks Satan’s ass! |
| Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus! |
| He died for our sins, you gotta believe us |
| Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus |
| All night long |
| Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus! |
| We’re really amazed, you gotta believe us |
| Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus |
| All night long |
| (dance break) |
| Jesus H. Christ! |
| Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus! |
| We’re really amazed, you gotta believe us |
| His moralistic ways totally ease us |
| His Zen zing zang is gonna appease us |
| Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus! |
| His holiest of ways ain’t never gonna leave us |
| Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus! |
| All night long |
| Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus! |
| All night long |
| All night long |
| All night long |