Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Scum Cookie, artist - Skinless.
Date of issue: 11.03.1998
Song language: English
Scum Cookie |
Raaaaghhhhh! |
Gather in a circle we’re going to play a game |
Kneel around the cookie each with a stiffy we’re ready to begin |
This time it’s not for pleasure you’ll have to stroke it faster than ever |
The last one to spurt eats the scum cookie so get ready, set stroke: |
Whack off |
Rub one out |
Drain your balls |
Play with yourself |
Spank your monkey |
Drain your balls |
Longevity it’s a disadvantage here if you don’t want to ingest jizz |
It’s a disadvantage here |
We’re just a bunch of guys but only one of us will devour the spuzz |
Out of five only two remain |
Three have splattered the cookie with cooze |
Fatigue is setting in arms tired burning pain |
They continue on with rosy palms |
Finally a loser is decided |
Last one to shake out the monkey |
He stares down at the steaming mound he must eat it in the name of honor |