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Date of issue: 30.11.2013
Song language: English
Jesus of Cool |
I didn’t get laid last night and I’m gonna take it out on you |
I’m starting me a religion and everyone’s gonna get screwed |
Yes they will, oh, yes they will |
I wrote me ten commandments and the first one’s all about you |
Thou shalt spread your legs, honey |
It’s time to try something real new, real new |
Position one’s: down on your knees |
Taste the blood of Christ, if you please |
I’m the Messiah, the Messiah, the Messiah |
The Jesus of cool |
And here’s my golden rule |
Virgins are gonna get no respect, I’ll change the way you pray |
The Pope’s gonna need a new job, he better polish up his résumé |
His résumé, get it sharp, baby |
Miracles are easy as pie when you send your money to me |
Sex and drugs and rock and roll will be our holy trinity, trinity |
Position two’s: down on all fours |
Feel the body of Christ at your back door |
I’m the Messiah, the Messiah, the Messiah |
The Jesus of cool |
And feel my golden rule |
Do unto others, dude |
I’m the Messiah (ooh, ooh) |
The Messiah (ooh, ooh) |
The Messiah (ooh, ooh) |
The Jesus of cool |
And here’s my golden rule |
I’m the Messiah (sex and drugs) |
The Messiah (and rock 'n' roll) |
The Messiah (will be our holy trinity) |
The Jesus of cool |
And here’s my golden rule |
I’m the Messiah (sex and drugs) |
The Messiah (and rock 'n' roll) |
The Messiah (will be our holy trinity) |
The Jesus of cool |
Jesus of cool |
Cool I am |
Kiss to me |