Lyrics of Rap Battle 2 - Vlad Munteanu

Rap Battle 2 (original)

Io, The Wampers au venit sa-si lase urma
Facem sketch-uri, scurtmetraje, nu suntem la fel ca turma
Avem idei la kilogram si facem asta de doi ani
Suntem atenti la calitate, nu cu ochii dupa bani
Tu, Selly, le stii bine pentru varsta ta
Dar clipurile tale atrag doar pentru ca stii a injura
N-au valoare, n-au un scop
Tot ce faci tu e un mare c**at
Si acum vad c-ai uitat de cei care te-au ridicat
Selly:
Salut, eu sunt Selly, cel care v-a cam dat rekt
La 14 ani fac clipuri pe absolut orice subiect
Am tot viitoru' in fata si n-am nimic de pierdut
Nu va convine ca m-ati ridicat si acum v-am intrecut
Cica content de calitate, pana nu v-am spus eu nu stiati
Ce e aia calitate sau cum sa o promovati
Spuneti ca m-ati ridicat, dar cat de usor uitati
Ca vara asta v-am adus vreo 7 mii de abonati
Ce-a fost a fost, Marius, dar degeaba cu c**at arunci
Ca nu voi m-ati adus aici, ci faptu' c-am muncit pe branci
Cand voi luati pauze Non-Stop si nu mai postati deloc
Eu trageam tare ca s-ajung sus, ca s-ajung in TOP
Mihai
Eu fac ce-mi place si asa-mi place sa fie
Cand te prosteti c-un crocodil la Marius in sufragerie
Canalul meu prezinta serii si vlog-uri cu scenariu, frate
La voi succesu-nseamna un spray si manele de calitate?
The Wampers:
Baaaa, esti un pust RR-it de 13 ani
Te crezi matur, desi faci YouTube numai pentru bani
N-ai o valoare reala, noi ne pisam pe tot ce crezi
Daca nu eram noi, tu nu erai, si acuma comentezi?
In 2013 erai un copil tampit ce sta in casa
Acum ai prins, tupeu dar ai calitate si mai proasta
Te-ai schimbat de atatea ori si faci clipuri pentru handicapati
Si o sa mori fara idei, cu canalu' tau ramas fara abonati
Selly:
Cum p**a mea poti sa spui asa ceva?
Cand am calitate mai inalta, tot eu fac YouTube pentru bani?
Voi de-abia va reveniti, iar eu am view-uri, like-uri, fani
Voi profitati pe spatele meu iar dupa imi sunteti dusmani?
The Wampers:
Tu nu ai fani, doar fetite obsedate de 11 ani
Nu esti vlogger de succes ca esti lacom dupa bani
Dupa profit si statistici cu numere mari
Te-am cunoscut si ti-am cunoscut abonatii prepurbertari

(translation)

Oh, The Wampers have come to leave their mark
We make sketches, short films, we are not like the herd
We have ideas per kilogram and we have been doing this for two years
We pay attention to quality, not looking for money
You, Selly, know them well for your age
But your videos are appealing just because you know how to swear
They have no value, they have no purpose
Everything you do is a big deal
And now I see you forgot about those who raised you
Selly:
Hi, I'm Selly, the one who gave you the rectum
At the age of 14, I make videos on absolutely any subject
I still have the future ahead of me and I have nothing to lose
It doesn't suit you that you picked me up and now I'm overtaking you
Cica quality content, until I told you I did not know
What is that quality or how to promote it
Say you picked me up, but how easily you forget
Like this summer, we brought you about 7,000 subscribers
What happened was, Marius, but in vain
That you didn't bring me here, but the fact that I worked hard
When you take Non-Stop breaks and stop posting at all
I was shooting hard to get to the top, to get to the TOP
mihait
I do what I like and that's how I like it to be
When you fool around with a crocodile at Marius's in the living room
My channel features scripted series and vlogs, bro
Does success with you mean a quality spray and manele?
The Wampers:
Baaaa, you're a 13-year-old RR-it kid
You think you're mature, even though you only do YouTube for money
You have no real value, we piss on everything you think
If it weren't for us, you wouldn't be, and now you're commenting?
In 2013 you were a stupid child living in the house
Now you've got it, darling, but you have even worse quality
You've changed so many times and you're making videos for the disabled
And you will die without ideas, with your channel running out of subscribers
Selly:
How the hell can you say that?
When I have higher quality, do I still make YouTube for money?
You're just coming back, and I have views, likes, fans
Do you take advantage of me and are you my enemy?
The Wampers:
You have no fans, only 11-year-old girls
You are not a successful vlogger because you are greedy for money
By profit and statistics with large numbers
I knew you and I knew your prepubertal subscribers