Lyrics Salad of Doom -

Salad of Doom

Beware the Bleu Cheese of Redmond
And the honey-mustard of gloom
Be careful how you
Stick your fork into
The notorious salad of doom
An army of croutons comes crunching
While sinister spinach doth creep
Invading the heart of your luncheon
And stirring your belly from sleep
Tempting and colorful veggies
Seek only to draw you in
And learning your fate
You’ll find it’s too late
As dressing drips from your chin
Iceberg lettuce
Will come to chill your soul
Don’t say we didn’t warn you
As you blithely fill up your bowl
Oh, heads of lettuce will roll
Dress it in flowers and clover
But it consumes you still
In leather and lace
Past the bounds of good taste
This salad is dressed to kill
The popping of cherry tomatoes
Resounds throughout the land
Innocence lost
When the salad was tossed
But Dave was just feeding the band
Oh, iceberg lettuce
Will come to chill your soul
Don’t say we didn’t warn you
As you blithely fill up your bowl
Oh, heads of lettuce will roll
Oh, health nuts, seek other nutrition
Vegans, best run from the room
Be careful how you
Stick your fork into
The notorious salad of doom
Woe to the grazers of green things
Whose stomachs will growl all too soon
We’ll lose all we love
In the tastiness of
The notorious salad of doom