| Well, if things could talk then I’m sure you’d hear
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| A lot of things to make you cry, my dear
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| Ain’t you glad (Ain't you glad)
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| Oh, ain’t you glad (Ain't you glad)
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| Ain’t you glad (Glad)
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| Glad that things don’t talk
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| Now, if shoes could tell where they’ve been
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| When you say you’ve been visiting a friend
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| Ain’t you glad (Ain't you glad)
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| He-he-hey, ain’t you glad (Ain't you glad)
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| But ain’t you glad (Glad)
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| Glad that shoes don’t talk
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| Now, if doors could tell who’s turned the knob
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| When he’s away out on his job
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| If cars could tell who’s been inside
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| And who’s been taking you out for a ride
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| Ain’t you glad (Ain't you glad)
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| Mmm, ain’t you glad (Ain't you glad)
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| But ain’t you glad (Glad)
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| Glad that cars don’t talk
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| In a world of trouble I’d be
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| If things ever told on me
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| My whole life would be through
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| 'Cause I’m guilty, how about you?
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| If things ever talk that way
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| Ain’t no telling what they might say
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| Ain’t you glad (Ain't you glad)
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| Ain’t you glad (Ain't you glad)
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| Ain’t you glad (Glad)
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| Lord ain’t you glad
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| (Glad) Well ain’t you glad that things don’t talk
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| Ain’t you glad (Ain't you glad)
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| (Ain't you glad)
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| Ain’t you glad (Ain't you glad)
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| Yeah (Ain't you glad)
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| Ain’t you glad (Ain't you glad)
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| (Ain't you glad)
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| Ain’t you glad (Ain't you glad)
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| (Ain't you glad)
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| Ain’t you glad (Ain't you glad)
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| (Ain't you glad)
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| Ain’t you glad (Ain't you glad)
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| (Ain't you glad)
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| But ain’t you glad
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| Glad that things don’t talk |