
Date of issue: 31.03.2017
Song language: English
The Christmas Knife Game Song |
December twenty fifth is a very special time of year |
When Jesus Christ was born and filled this world with lots of cheer! |
Love and joy and family |
Presents wrapped under the tree |
Everybody waits for Christmas day! |
But in reality |
Santa Claus isn’t real |
He is just a fairy tale |
That your parents tell you |
So you’re not a brat all fucking year! |
And all the toys you receive |
Are made by kids in factories |
Who spend their Christmas sad and all alone |
But why should you care? |
Candy canes and apple pies |
Make me wish that I could die! |
No one likes Christmas songs |
So let’s all sing along! |
I hate Christmas day! |
I hate holidays! |
Hang my stocking by the fire and fill it full of coal! |
'Cause Santa Claus isn’t real |
There are no flying reindeer! |
Only stupid children still believe in Santa! |
The north pole is melting down |
All of Santa’s elves will drown |
While you dream of sugarplums |
And dance inside your head! |
But Candy canes and apple pies |
Make me wish that I could die |
No one likes Christmas songs |
So let’s all sing along! |
I hate Christmas day! |
I hate holidays! |
Hang my stocking by the fire and fill it full of coal! |