| Junior:
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| Tell me story, tell me story
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| Tell me story, remember what you said
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| You promised me you said you would
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| You got to give in so I’ll be good
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| Tell me a story, then I’ll go to bed
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| Father:
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| Oh, worry, worry, weary ends my day
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| Time to go home without my raise in pay
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| Home by the fire where a man can just relax
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| Sippers there by the chair, not a worry, not a care
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| Along comes Junior swinging his little axe
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| Junior:
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| Tell me a story, tell me a story
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| Tell me a story, remember what you said
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| Tell me about the birds and bees
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| How do you make a chicken sneeze
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| Tell me a story, then I’ll go to bed
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| Father:
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| Came home so late one evening last July
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| Played a little poker the time had passed me by
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| Shoes in my hand and my darlin' wife in bed
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| Up the stairs sayin' a prayer
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| Then a voice comes through the air …
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| Junior:
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| Hi you there, Daddy
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| Remember what you said
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| Tell me a story, tell me a story
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| Tell me a story, remember what you said
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| Tell me how your eye got black
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| Because the doorway hit you back
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| Tell me a story, then I’ll go to bed
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| Father:
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| Once upon a time I remember long ago
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| Junior:
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| Don’t go back in history your memory’s kinda slow
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| Father:
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| Stop your noisy talkin' until I finish with my tale
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| Once upon a …
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| Junior:
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| Upon a what …
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| Father:
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| Upon your back you’ll get a swat
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| Junior:
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| Tell me about the fish you caught
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| That’s was bigger than a whale
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| Junior:
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| Tell me a story, tell me a story
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| Tell me a story, remember what you said
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| You promised me, you said you would
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| You gotta give in so I’ll be good
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| Father:
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| Here |