| Dennis, the menace, he’s a bundle of dynamite
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| Oh, the things he says and the things he does
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| Will make you shake with fright
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| (Beware of) Dennis the menace
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| Oh, you’d better be on your toes
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| There is bound to be a calamity no matter where he goes
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| His mom and dad get nervous
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| Whenever he’s too quiet
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| They never know what will happen next
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| A cyclone, flood or rot
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| Dennis the menace, though he makes your hair turn gray
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| When he looks at you with those eyes of blue
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| He’ll steal your hear away
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| Last night I got a spanking
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| I don’t know what to think
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| 'Cause all I did was fill my water pistol full of ink
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| Now I ask you did mommy have to yell at me like that
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| Just because I watered all those flowers on her hat
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| My daddy love to ride in planes
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| 'Way high up in the sky
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| He didn’t see my roller skates
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| And oh boy, did he fly
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| We were playing train with daddy’s chair
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| Me and another kid
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| My daddy said, «now, break it up»
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| So that’s just what we did
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| Dennis, the menace, he’s a bundle of dynamite
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| Oh, the things he says and the things he does
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| Will make you shake with fright
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| (Beware of) Dennis the menace |